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Inspired by the gimp....aka ryan winston, I have decided to post the happenings of my life here in Hawaii. It will probably have a lot of stuff about surfing, so dont get too annoyed. Also, my beautiful and spectacular girlfriend Sigrid will be posting stuff for me and her friends and you guys to see. So be sure to leave some comments, whining or whatever you desire cheers tom and Sigrid!
Why do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow
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Monday, October 27, 2003
Posted at 10:16 pm by Sigrid
Hiya! I'm back! No longer in the Middle Kingdom, but in a very very small, and very very flat kingdom somewhere in Europe. I love the way the internet works here. It works! And one of the great things about an internet that works, is access to the BBC news website, which is still being censored in China because the BBC is believed to be overly critical of the Chinese government. Needless to say, I've been scouring the newssite for important world headlines. Such as http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3215303.stm . Well, maybe not.
On a completely different topic, what the hell is going on with PSU? Perhaps Tom's physical presence at the East Coast will remedy that. ;-)
Now, back to my cheese and chocolate milk. Not in plastic bags... Come to think of it, I don't really miss milk in bags. I'd better stop before my jetlagged brain takes over completely.
Ta!
Posted at 08:41 am by Sigrid
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
For everyone in China, this is me saying "laters". Thank you for staying with us, we hope you have enjoyed your stay. ALOHA & MAHALO.
Ta!
Posted at 07:45 am by Sigrid
Monday, October 20, 2003
A Chinese church and a shopping street
Hm, a little confession. I had bloody KFC today. Not so proud of it. Maybe it's time to go home. Know what? I think I will. ;-)
I took on the challenge again today to take the bus into the center of Beijing. It took over an hour. Then I loaded up on books and dictionaries. And then I moved on to music and movies. On the way I found a huge 17th or 18th century year old church (built by missionaries of course), smack in the middle of a modern shopping center street. Very interesting. Unfortunately, visiting hours are between 6:30 and 7:00 am, and then it's open for another half hour later in the morning. Don't ask why. I've also heard of a church--it might actually be this one that I saw--where only foreigners are allowed for the mass. You can't get in without a passport. If I'm not mistaken, there is a church where only Chinese are allowed. And there's an instance of a Chinese priest who's been in and out of prison for most of his life. He preaches, is arrested, goes to jail, gets out of jail, starts preaching again, gets arrested again, and so on. Talk about commitment.
Tomorrow I have to go and deal with people in the post office. Hm.
Ta!
Posted at 07:06 am by Sigrid
I did jack shit this weekend besides surfing a little bit.....and it felt good! hehe. It was a nice relaxing weekend after a stressful two weeks. Now that I know I am leaving, I just need to take care of all the things that go with that (shipping car, plane ticket, etc) and that will make the time fly. So pretty soon I will be seeing all you guys back home! :)
The other good thing I found out about my transferring is that now I dont have to worry about keeping my 4.0 for classes this semester since my GPA will not transfer. So I can cruise with B's and not worry. Woohooo!
Anyways, if any of you know of good job openings for an Electrical Engineer, let me know since I will be needing one. hehe. The sooner I get a job the better since I am going to need medical insurance after this runs out when I quit. :( More importantly, the sooner I have a job the sooner I have my own place. haha.
alrighty, I am outty.
Posted at 12:10 am by theffner
Friday, October 17, 2003
SAN FRANCISCO RULES!
Posted at 05:10 am by Sigrid
Crazy week is finally over
Well my crazy week is finally over. As many of you probably knew, or didnt know, we had two conferences going this week, one of which my professor was chairing. Needless to say, he lived up to his reputation for being a jackass. I ended up giving a presentation of a paper with 1.5 days to prepare. yay! ok, big fing boooooo. But whatever. At least now I can chill out for awhile....hopefully all the way until december when I am jet-setting back to the mainland.
If you all dont know by now, let me fill ya in. I will be coming back to bmore for good! I am flying to san fran to meet my wonderful Sigrid where we are gonna cruise around for a few days. Then, after picking up my xterra, we will be off on a cross country trek! :) Woohooo. I just cant wait until december now! Time needs to fly dammit. oh well, surfs up til then.
Posted at 03:15 am by theffner
Wednesday, October 15, 2003
Lactating men: for all you women out there!
I've updated my albums online, I added pics from the Forbidden City. You know where to go.
Ah, I've found this very interesting site: breastfeeding men! Don't know if it's true. Ladies, pay attention. http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm
Today spent most of my time letting my legs recover from the Great Wall. I slept in, and did absolutely nothing productive. Except uploading pictures.
Ta!
Posted at 04:50 am by Sigrid
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
Someone sent me this little story a while ago. Still makes me laugh.
>>This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I
>>think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true
>>story
>>from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording
>>monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk
>>employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect
>>organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a
>>former
>>WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these
>> conversations!)
>>
>>
>>"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
>> "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
>> "What sort of trouble?"
>> "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
>>away."
>>"Went away?"
>> "They disappeared."
>> "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
>> "Nothing."
>> "Nothing?"
>> "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
>> "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
>> "How do I tell?"
>> "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
>> "What's a sea-prompt?"
>> "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
>> "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
>> "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
>> "What's a monitor?"
>> "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it
>>have
>>a little light that tells you when it's on?"
>>"I don't know."
>> "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
>>cord
>>goes into it. Can you see that?"
>>"Yes, I think so."
>> "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into
>>the
>>wall."
>>"Yes, it is."
>> "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
>>cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
>>"No."
>> "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
>>other
>>cable."
>>"Okay, here it is."
>> "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back
>>of
>>your computer."
>>"I can't reach."
>> "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>> "No."
>> "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
>> "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it is because it's
>>
>>dark."
>>"Dark?"
>> "Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
>>from
>>the window."
>>"Well, turn on the office light then."
>> "I can't."
>> "No? Why not?"
>> "Because there's a power failure."
>> "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
>>
>>still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came
>>in?"
>> "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
>> "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
>>was
>>when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
>>"Really? Is it that bad?"
>> "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>> "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
>> "Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer."
Ta!
Posted at 06:04 pm by Sigrid
Ah, the magnificent Great Wall, old and new
Yes, I did it! Ever since I started studying Chinese the Great Wall had been looming on the horizon as something that I couldn't not see (notice the double negative to put some extra emphasis). After a first attempt two days ago, we made it to that great piece of Chinese defensive wall yesterday. Two days ago, after that tragic day when I ate at McDonalds, we wanted to take the bus to the Great Wall at 3 pm. Nice try, because when we got there, they told us that all the buses for the Great Wall leave between 6 and 10 am. Oops. Oh, and about the whole becoming a real man thing, that didn't work. Still woke up as a girl this morning.
So yesterday, we made it! And it was fantastic. There are a few sections of the Great Wall that are open to tourists. The most popular one where all the Chinese and most of the Japanese and Westerners go is at Badaling. So that's where we didn't go. We ended up climbing the section at Mutianyu, which has been just as beautifully restored as Badaling, minus the throngs of Chinese taking pictures of you as well as the wall.
Unless you belong to a tourist group that follows a little Chinese guide with a flag around, you need to pay someone to take you in their car, which is what we did. We ended up paying a lot more, but it was completely worth it. I had seen pictures of the Great Wall before, and the masses of tourists on it. When we made it to the wall after a climb along some stairs for half an hour, the view was absolutely breathtaking. The first thing I said was "Wow!", and then "There are no people here!". Chris and I stood there and kept on turning around in every direction, amazed at the view. Unfortunately, we didn't get the best view on how far the wall stretches towards the east and west, but we did get an idea on how absolutely insane the concept of a great wall is--not to mention building one. After five minutes on the wall, I just had to call Tom to tell him about it. I have a picture to prove it! Kinda crazy, I guess, to be standing on a five century old structure talking on a cell phone.
The wall itself has been in the process of being built, being touched and eroded and destroyed by nature's elements, and being rebuilt. Construction of the wall started hundreds of years before the first dynasty, and existed of stamped earth. There wasn't a single great wall, not before and not now. You won't be hearing a Chinese say that, because the official doctrine is that there is one Great Wall, it's 2000 years old, and it's 50,000 km long. That would basically make it go around the globe once, but hey, details, details. The first dynasty linked a lot of existing sections into larger stretches of walls. The wall that you can see today was built during the Ming (between 700 and 400 years ago). And the sections that you can visit today have been rebuilt and reconstructed for a large part by the Chinese government. So, in a sense, the process of rebuilding the wall is still continuing today. At first I always thought it was a pity that parts of the wall weren't left in their original condition, but seeing it in this perspective, it's pretty amazing that the tradition lives on. And I walked on it. Or climbed on it, because some parts of the wall are pretty steep (as my butt can testify today).
Another interesting point (if you're not sick of hearing about the wall's history yet) is the reason why it was built. Obviously defense against military invasions is one of them. But then you have to think about the invasions that did take place. Three foreign dynasties invaded the north of China between the 10th and 12th centuries, the fabulous Mongols in the 13th century, and the Manchus in the 17th century. Pretty efficient, huh? Some people are saying that the wall might have been built to keep the Chinese in, instead of keeping foreign barbarians out. Since the latter didn't really work, who knows. Chris and I both noted the irony, of course, that while barbarians weren't supposed to cross the wall, we--one hunderd percent barbarian--were walking on it. On the way, there was also a sign that commemorated Clinton's visit to the beautiful and ancient Great Wall. Instead of foreign diplomats bowing to the Chinese emperors, foreign leaders now pay tribute to the Great Wall. Ah, I love the ironies of history.
And what about Chinese taking pictures of us? Well, there were a couple of them. But they asked very politely, and they wanted to be in the picture with us. So we're very likely to end up in the photo album of a Chinese family. I really enjoyed the wall, for several reasons already mentioned. I was also very greatful that the air was so crisp and clean up there. Not so in the city. I haven't tried running here yet, and if I did, I would surely drop dead after 30 minutes because of the pollution. Jk, but still.
Maybe you're wondering why you never hear me talk about school. Good question. I'll let you know as soon as I can come up with a plausible explanation.
I'm putting some pics on the web from this trip (not all of them, I'd like to go to bed before midnight, internet is hidiously slow here). More pics of my tourist adventures to follow at some point in future. Proof of me and cell phone on wall! Skedaddle over to link below.
Posted at 04:21 am by Sigrid
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